Orange Juice Has Antioxidants to Protect You From Failure

This entire week I have felt depressed when I wake up in the morning. I don't think thats a good thing.

It feels like its been forever since I last time I posted but I know it has only been a few days. This past week I've had like a week straight of midterms and it was pretty intense. I feel pretty good about how I did on my exams, I studied hard! But other than that this week was full of FAIL. Somewhere between getting the radio show cancelled for the week because of power outages and locking myself out of my house, I was beginning to think life had it out for me. Even the fucking vending machines were consipring against me. Yesterday I hadn't eaten for like 6 hours and I went to get a bag of chips,put in my LAST DOLLAR and the bag GOT STUCK, and I couldn't get it ;_: I was sad.

Maybe I just need to change my diet and get back to the gym to feel better. Have some of this:


yeaaaaah! Juicy tits...Maybe that would make me happier if I was a guy, cuz you know how they are.

That took me forever to write out because Katie is here and she keeps singing 'Caitlin is blogging butt hole'.

Anyway, I heard this song the other day on a playlist I downloaded and I really like it. This isn't the official video for it, but it goes good with the song, kind of reminds me of summer. Which Im sure everyone wants to be thinking about now in the midst of the recent down pour we've been having.


This is not going to be a music blog, I swear. But hey if a tune catches my um, ear I hafta talk about it!

Sometimes I wish I was psychic. Then I could know what was up with certain people, you know? ON THAT SAME NOTE, Ashley, I do know! Just so you know, if you're a guy and you treat either me or Ashley badly,we will come find you and punch you in your man buisness. YOU KNOW!

Oh, Where the Wild Things Are comes out tomorrow ^_^ Super excited!!!!!!

-cAITLIN

I laugh when babies cry

There are just some things that when they hit me, I laugh and no one else does. ( and I know your think, 'oh she's one of those people') let me tell you, 'yeah I'm one of those people, so eff you' (cause your one of those people who was born without a well rounded sense of humor. Your the person that when you enter a room people shake there head and whisper , 'eff there here!'. )
I like to laugh at people when they get hurt, but not like oh someone gets shot( thats not funny. Thats violence and I don't stand for that shizz) now if someone shot someone with on accident in like the foot, leg or butt region because there being an idiot, I will laugh because honestly thats funny. Does that make me a twisted person because I think violence can be funny? possibly, but thats what happens when the world is a sick and twisted place, you got to find humor somewhere.

I know the title of this says I laugh when babies cry, that is untrue. In case you were sitting there thinking, man this girl is a douche bag, it was just a title that made me laugh. See I laugh at the idea of laughing at babies when they cry but I don't actually laugh at babies when they cry. Confused? so am I. That was the point. Mission accomplished.

Anywho I actually just wanted to share some people that I find to be funny. Humor that is well-rounded.



Daniel Tosh, not only is he extremely good looking but he is funny. He's got the package deal (and that wasn't a dirty joke in case you thought I was refering to his 'package', that's just wrong. Get you head out of the gutter.)



Hot Pockets taste like crap! Seriously, its like someone thought one day, 'You know what people want to eat? crap rolled up into bread that you can heat up until it can give you third degree burns in your mouth' (Great Idea!)



That was for you Caitlin, you know why. (literally you do know why)

Peace out sucka!

Ultra Violence

Well, so far I feel like Im managing my intensive week of studying pretty well. Anyhoo, Im taking a break from all that to post.

So this weekend I stayed the night over at my friend Katie's house and I was trying to fall asleep, this show called Superjail! came on. It's part of the line up on Adult Swim. It was quite bizarre. It was one of those things where after it was over you think to yourself 'Wow, did I really just watch that?'.

The basic premise of the show is that there's this jail that exists inside a volcano. This Superjail is run by the Warden, who is kind of a like a sadistic Willy Wonka, who is always finding strange new things to do to the inmates, like wear bunny costumes or give them etiquette lessons. The beginning always consists of a gross character named Jackknife doing something bad and then being arrested and taken away to Superjail by Jailbot. There's also Alice, the very manly jail guard and Jarred, the Warden's accountant. Sometimes there is no plot, but generally in the end there's some climax where the inmates are all driven to extremely graphic, bloody, psychodelic violence.

See if you can stomach this:


Its so horribly wrong. Yet there's something that intreagues me. Or maybe its just that I have the hots for the Warden after seeing that episode.

I want him to be my boyfriend, we could run Superjail together!!! <3

I think something is wrong with me.

Oh! Tomorrow, Im doing a radio show with two of my friends on SSU's college radio KSUN from 4-6 pm. If you wanna listen in you can go to ksunradio.com and listen in. We have important things to talk about...like porn. Seriously, it will be a good time! We're on every Tuesday at the same time.

Anyway, back to the world of responsibilities. Back to hell, Satan is calling. Stole that line from Ashley!

-Caitlin

p.s. Where the Wild Things Are comes out on Friday!!

Should have been a comedian instead I'm working customer service

You know when your little and you think of all those things you want to be when you grow up. You know the whole: I want to be a princess. I want to be a Ninja. I want to be a astronaut. Your parents tell you, "honey, you can be anything you want to be." That's a lie. (eff you for crushing my dreams, by filling my head with your lies). There's like a zero percent chance I could ever grow up to be a ninja. People would laugh in my face if I happened to be a a dinner/ gala event and someone happened to ask me what I did for a living, and I said "oh I lurk in the shadows, and cut people with swords when they piss me off. yeah I know that sounds intense but that's my job." Yeah I don't think that is a dream people often fulfill. (but hey maybe there is some guy out there dress in a black suit, lurking in the shadows and throwing ninja stars a unsuspecting passerbys...I mean I'd probably say that's a serial killer, but hey maybe in your world your thinking, duh! that's a flippin' ninja!)

No, I think parents should promote dreams which we can attain. Next time a child says; "I'm going to be a Lion tamer" I'm going to look that kid in the eye and say, "Nae Tommy. Have you looked at your parent's. Yeah your not really coming from good crop. I hate to break it to you but I think the best you can hope for is being a 40 year old overweight bald guy who still lives at home in his parents basement. You'll probably way too obessed with star wars, play halo live with nine year old german boys who kick your butt, and your fingers with be stained orange from years of eatting cheetoes out of the bag because you were to dang lazy to put them in a bowl." Now that is a realistic dream. Something some can aspire to be. Tommy is the role model for real dreams, our American Dream.

See I always dreamed I could be a Comedian but I ended up just being person who is occasionally funny and has pretty good comments. Damn broken dreams!

Now I get to spend my days answering, "Do you work here?" ( Am I wearing the uniform Idiot? Do I have a name tag? You know what you caught. I put all this on just to fool you buddy and man did I get you good. I mean I had nothing better to do with my life then wait around for you just so I could pretend to work here) or asking people , "Can I help you find anything?" (how about a life? you look like you could use one). I think to work customer service you have to be a masochist, cause who in there right mind would subject themselves to that kind of pain everyday. I'm not exaggerating, just ask anyone who works in customer service, people are douche bags. (sorry but it's the truth)

Side note: has anyone ever noticed old people get away with pretty much everything? I mean dude they say or do something inapproriate and everyone just goes, "aww that's so sad, he's crazy" or "It's alright she's old". Oh yeah, why can't I get away with that kind of stuff, why can't people say , "Oh it's alright, she's young, she doesn't understand." Forget old people and those excuses, they know exactly what there doing, unless they're actually crazy in that case that excuse is totally cool.

Anywho the end of rambles!

Peace out sucka!

-Ashley

the real wild things

Right now Im taking a break from my hours of studying to make this post. I have three midterms coming this next week and Im not too excited for them.

I kind of feel icky today, Ive been getting over a nasty cough so my chest and lungs hurt, and my head hurts a bit too. Then I guess there's some other stuff going on too thats bringing me down a bit. I guess I'll just have to wait it out, its the only thing you can do when it comes to things that are out of your own control.

So anyway, yesterday I went to the San Francisco zoo to go see all the animals. It was fun! I love the zoo, I could spend all day there.

Here's a monkey, he was the alpha male in his tribe of lady monkeys.


Baboons have colorful butts.


I like the facial hair this little guy rocked.


I dont really know what was going on, but the penguins seemed to all be yelling at eachother. (click on it, its a video!)


Oh hello there, Mr. Grizzly Bear


Kanga-kangaroos! Actually I think the grey one is a wallaby (sp?)


AN OWL! He was intense, man. There were 3 other ones but since it was daytime they were all sleeping.


I made some new friends in the petting zoo. I think they only wanted me to buy them some food though.


Apparently Im also a male peacock.


So yeah, those are some of my favorites. There were lots of other animals of course, but how can you get animals to pose in order for a good picture to be taken? You could yell at them, but that might possibly end up like the situation about 2 years ago with the tiger at the SF zoo. Also, there was this little antelope thing called a dik-dik we really wanted to see. We found him off in the bushes eating but couldnt see him very well, so that was kind of sad. It was a small dik-dik. Lollerskates!

Anyway, back to studying and feeling like poo.

-Caitlin

In the spirit of disney

Don't we all enjoy disney? I know I do (but I'm probably biased since I work for them)

Anywho I'm bored and thought I would devote this post specifically to my love for disney.

I hope you enjoy it!!

Dancing with woodland creatures (a definite necessity)

Serenaded by a sexy stranger (Oh yes please!)

You think a girl would learn ( so do I, so do I...)

Yeah who wouldn't want to live in place where sea creatures jammed like that (Now thats a party!)

Definitely never had a friend like that (but boy do I wish)

I have no idea what there saying but man do they say it with style! (Circle of life, Fool!)

I don't have anything cool to say just that I love this song (why should I worry baby!)

Well peace out sucka!

-Ashley

AUTOBOTS UNITE!

Today Im not feelin so hot. I was sick last weekend and since then I've had a nasty cough. Now, every time I cough my head hurts. I guess I wouldn't be coughing if the weekend hadn't played out like it did.

THAT BEING SAID I think I need to let you all in on how my weekend was. So Thursday night I went to the movies with my friend Stephanie to go see this movie for her German class. The movie, of course, was in German, called 'The Baader Meinhof Complex'. From what I could tell (given the state that I was in) it was a very intense movie. Too bad there were subtitles because I really could not read them fast enough. Then I ate a hot dog and got really sleepy so I wasn't really focusing too hard on the subject matter. Oh, and I totally was convinced that everyone was looking at me.

Then the next night, I was in the same state of being, as was my house mate Jenna, we went to the movies to see 'The Invention of Lying', which was quite funny by the way. So we were on our way there and we were at a stoplight and according to Jenna the truck that took off next to us sounded like Optimus Prime. And it pretty much did.

Before our little adventure that night we had eaten at Olive Garden, and had bought dessert to go so we could eat it at the show. Well, us two sillies did not think to get forks or eating utensils of any sort to eat the cakes. So Jenna decides to ask the people at the concession counter if they had any plastic forks. I started laughing feeling very amused at the idea of having to eat with our hands or plastic straws. OH and I swear EVERYONE WAS LOOKING AT ME AGAIN! Long story short, they didnt have any plastic forks, so we had to eat our tiramisu and cheesecake using plastic straws as chop sticks (how much sense did that just make?). But it worked.

The next night was pretty much a repeat of the 'events' of the night before, except we went to Blockbuster to rent movies. That night for sure I caught people looking at me all suspiscious... Anyway they had a little section for 'Where the Wild Things Are', and I started to get all emotional when I saw this picture story book version of the movie, and they had a picture of Max leaving the island and all the Wild Things saying goodbye and Carol looking all sad :(



Seriously, how LEGIT is this movie going to be??? I can't wait to see it, it will probably make me cry! Someone needs to take me to go see it.

Pretty much the entire weekend was a whirlwind of things moving really slow and me not understanding what was going on. It was like THIS:

40's, Koily Kord Toons - Episode 3 from Guillermo Castillo on Vimeo.

It was pretty much exactly like that, except Im not a dude. That was by Guillermo Castillo by the way. So did any of that make sense to you? Probably not, but thats the whole point Im trying to convey. My whole reality last weekend did not make sense, and it was grand.

So yeah, this was the longest post ever but I just had to talk about my weekend.

Oh, Im going to the San Francisco zoo on Saturday, super excited to see some real wild things. Especially the OWLS!

-Caitlin