A cult thats fun for a Boy and a Girl (and even your dog but if you have a cat throw that pussy out cause it's not welcome)
Ooh man, this is probably the best cult advertisement I've seen a long time (or ever...). If your looking to join a cult no longer do you have to worry about those creepy people who approach you on the street at night, and ask you if you'd like to come for a space ride on the Mother ship (cause really whose going to turn down a weekend flight around the universe? Not me.)But They always get you with the fine print don't they? They need to make sure that they clarify that the space ship won't come to take you away until after you drink the poisonous purple koolaid. Nope, no more of that trickery (or tom foolery, whichever you prefer). Now you can enjoy cult advertisement from the comfort of your home. No longer will your eternal soul be in jeopardy, because you can be a member for a check of $19.95 (and your man card). This is a cult that the whole family can enjoy. No more having to sacrifice your children for some guy with a inferiority complex. No more having to sleep with a man who thinks he's an alien from mars( having to worry whether your children will pop out of you like that one movie, yeah a scary thought I know. That's why you don't mess around with unprotected aliens). This is probably the best cult you could ever join, I mean look at how happy they are in there Jedi robe like blankets. Whoever thought of this was a genius, a blanket with sleeves, that makes you look like a complete retard, while at the same time keeping you completely warm, best idea Ever!! where do I sign up?
Join this cult today!(not available in all 50 states)
Peace out sucka
Tuesday, October 27, 2009
Saturday, October 24, 2009
Some 'Freaky' Shit
The other night I went to the annual 'Freaky Tales' Halloween dance party that the TKE fraternity puts on. Well. lets just say I have a lot to say about that experience.
So, originally the plan was for myself, Katie and Jenna to go together. However, before I could get my ticket for Jenna they sold out. But one of the frat boys told me I could go buy some tickets at the door if I got there at 9 because theyd have a couple hundred to sell. So I do just that, and I was also going to buy 2 more for two of Jenna's co-workers to come with us. I get there, and one of the guys tells me that they've sold out. I said 'well, do you know of anyone who has extras?' and he told me that yes, a few of them frat dudes had extras but they were selling them for at least 50 dollars. And I said, well Im buying three of them, so why can't you just sell them to me for the real price. This guys looks at me and says 'Well, I have some extras, but Im not going to sell them to you for any less than 50 bucks.'
Oh no he di'nt.
That ASSHOLE. Really? You're going to look me in the face and try to rip me off for a dance that isnt even worth the original ticket price? I guess this is why they invented frats though, so that douche bags can go have ruh-tard parties together. Seriously, I try not to judge frat guys, but this kind of just proved the stereotype of frat guys. Thanks TKE, way to fucking go.
So it was just me and Kaite. We got all cute and dressed up and went to dance. Overall it was fun and we danced a lot, got all hot and sweaty and molested by multiple boys trying to 'dance' with us. hahaha oh the curses of being a hottie. It felt kind of wrong being grinded on by some guy dressed like a priest. Nasty pervert. Of course the best part was seeing how everyone came dressed up. Oh girls, please, re evaluate what it means to be sexy, not slutty. Please.
But me and Katie were the best.
Anchors away!
Don't mess with navy sailorettes.
I even had a badass tattoo.
And this picture pretty much sums up mine and Katie's relationship
We have problems.
Anyway, that sums that up. I still need to find plans for next weekend. Hmm...
Time to go pick up the laundry!
-Caitlin
So, originally the plan was for myself, Katie and Jenna to go together. However, before I could get my ticket for Jenna they sold out. But one of the frat boys told me I could go buy some tickets at the door if I got there at 9 because theyd have a couple hundred to sell. So I do just that, and I was also going to buy 2 more for two of Jenna's co-workers to come with us. I get there, and one of the guys tells me that they've sold out. I said 'well, do you know of anyone who has extras?' and he told me that yes, a few of them frat dudes had extras but they were selling them for at least 50 dollars. And I said, well Im buying three of them, so why can't you just sell them to me for the real price. This guys looks at me and says 'Well, I have some extras, but Im not going to sell them to you for any less than 50 bucks.'
Oh no he di'nt.
That ASSHOLE. Really? You're going to look me in the face and try to rip me off for a dance that isnt even worth the original ticket price? I guess this is why they invented frats though, so that douche bags can go have ruh-tard parties together. Seriously, I try not to judge frat guys, but this kind of just proved the stereotype of frat guys. Thanks TKE, way to fucking go.
So it was just me and Kaite. We got all cute and dressed up and went to dance. Overall it was fun and we danced a lot, got all hot and sweaty and molested by multiple boys trying to 'dance' with us. hahaha oh the curses of being a hottie. It felt kind of wrong being grinded on by some guy dressed like a priest. Nasty pervert. Of course the best part was seeing how everyone came dressed up. Oh girls, please, re evaluate what it means to be sexy, not slutty. Please.
But me and Katie were the best.
Anchors away!
Don't mess with navy sailorettes.
I even had a badass tattoo.
And this picture pretty much sums up mine and Katie's relationship
We have problems.
Anyway, that sums that up. I still need to find plans for next weekend. Hmm...
Time to go pick up the laundry!
-Caitlin
Monday, October 19, 2009
FAIL
Have you guys discovered failblog.org yet? If you haven't, you need to. It will brighten your day no matter what kind of mood you're in. I'm not even going to try and explain Fail Blog, because you all just need to go see it for yourself.
I thought this one was appropriate for our blog.
Also, if ever I did a personal ad in a newspaper, it would say something along these lines:
Oh, also. In case you didn't know, Ashley is a rapist. This is how she used to roll:
-cATALINA
I thought this one was appropriate for our blog.
Also, if ever I did a personal ad in a newspaper, it would say something along these lines:
Oh, also. In case you didn't know, Ashley is a rapist. This is how she used to roll:
-cATALINA
Saturday, October 17, 2009
I'll eat you up, I love you so.
Oh my god....
Words cannot explain how amazing this movie was. It was everything and more that I expected it to be. It was just magical. The effects, the cinematography, the music (Karen O!!)...it was fantastic. Bringing a childrens book to real life and to do it successfully is quite an endeavour, but this movie had all the right stuff.
For the record, I plan on seeing it again and again. So if you wanna take me *coughifyou'reanicecuteboycough* then you still have that chance.
~_^
-Catalina
Words cannot explain how amazing this movie was. It was everything and more that I expected it to be. It was just magical. The effects, the cinematography, the music (Karen O!!)...it was fantastic. Bringing a childrens book to real life and to do it successfully is quite an endeavour, but this movie had all the right stuff.
For the record, I plan on seeing it again and again. So if you wanna take me *coughifyou'reanicecuteboycough* then you still have that chance.
~_^
-Catalina
Friday, October 16, 2009
More Twilight Pimping? WHAT?
So yeah, Ashley and I have pretty much been fangirling over the New Moon soundtrack because its AMAZING. I mean yes, me, Caitlin, am calling it amazing. I mean, Thom Yorke (Uh Radiohead, HELLO??), Grizzly Bear, St. Vincent, Bon Iver, Lykke Li, Sea Wolf, Editors...the list goes on.
But Im not going to lie, I have absolutely fallen in love with the song Grizzly Bear did, called 'Slow Life'. They collaborated with the girl from the band Beach House, Victoria Legrand. And its just....oh...
Anyway, here's them doing the song live.
Magic.
Anyway, tomorrow Where the Wild Things are comes out AND theres a new episode of Superjail on Adult Swim. Hella excited.
-Caitlin
But Im not going to lie, I have absolutely fallen in love with the song Grizzly Bear did, called 'Slow Life'. They collaborated with the girl from the band Beach House, Victoria Legrand. And its just....oh...
Anyway, here's them doing the song live.
Magic.
Anyway, tomorrow Where the Wild Things are comes out AND theres a new episode of Superjail on Adult Swim. Hella excited.
-Caitlin
Thursday, October 15, 2009
Orgasm for the Ears
Okay so Caitlin and I were chatting over facebook, and she discovered something that made me very very EXCITED! and I thought it wouldn't be right if we didn't share it with the world.
So as many of you know I am a lover of the twilight series. Anywho many of you know or have heard that New Moon is going to be in theaters Nov. 20. Well the soundtrack is releasing a month before the movie, and this soundtrack is going to be A-MA-ZA-ING
It's got Thom Yorke (from Radiohead), Death Cab for Cutie, Muse, Grizzly Bear and so many more fantasmic Artists. Well anyways they've posted the soundtrack and it's up for listing as we speak.
If any of you are interested, or want to check it out here's the web link
http://www.myspace.com/twilight
Check it out and enjoy! because it's truly great.
Peace out sucka!
So as many of you know I am a lover of the twilight series. Anywho many of you know or have heard that New Moon is going to be in theaters Nov. 20. Well the soundtrack is releasing a month before the movie, and this soundtrack is going to be A-MA-ZA-ING
It's got Thom Yorke (from Radiohead), Death Cab for Cutie, Muse, Grizzly Bear and so many more fantasmic Artists. Well anyways they've posted the soundtrack and it's up for listing as we speak.
If any of you are interested, or want to check it out here's the web link
http://www.myspace.com/twilight
Check it out and enjoy! because it's truly great.
Peace out sucka!
Rain Boot Fiasco
Hello Boys and Squirrels
This week has been pretty eventful because the other day I woke up at nine in the morning to call into work and I heard the sound of rain, so I looked out my window and saw that it was pouring, ( i mean it had ripped of some palms from the palm tree next to my house, which is always a sign of intensity in my book) so I though to myself man, I need rainboots ( because I'm short)
Yeah short people have to cross lakes when it rains, unless were olympic pole vaulters, then we can just jump over that shiz. However I'm not an olympian and did not own a paddle boat with which to canoodle down the street in, so I thought the next best thing : RAINBOOTS!
I went down to my local target and saw a pair of rainboots and was like, "These will do, but I just want target employees to know that today they did not hit the bullseye with my purchase because I was looking for more varity of choices." Once I got the boots however I realize I would not be venturing out into the storm for the rest of the day. Then the next day when I woke up there was no rain, and I was angry because I had it on a very reliable source that it was suppose to rain alot in the next couple of days (Nobody listen to the weather forecasters they terrible people who spread there lies and make you believe that it will be raining when it won't be. Eff you weatherman! You can be expecting nasty letters from me in the future)
So today I woke up and it was dizzling and I was like, "Yes!" and I jumped up for joy and I threw on my $25 rain boots and then yelled, "Suck that mother nature". Except for as my morning progressed it got hotter and the rain stopped, and I realized one should never yell "Suck that" at mother nature because I probably ginxed myself (go me). However I look on the bright side, so while everyone was staring at me today and saying to themselves that I was weird for wearing rainboots when it wasn't raining. I was sending my own message that went something like this,
The message of this story was, "I'm not part of your system"
Peace out sucka!
This week has been pretty eventful because the other day I woke up at nine in the morning to call into work and I heard the sound of rain, so I looked out my window and saw that it was pouring, ( i mean it had ripped of some palms from the palm tree next to my house, which is always a sign of intensity in my book) so I though to myself man, I need rainboots ( because I'm short)
Yeah short people have to cross lakes when it rains, unless were olympic pole vaulters, then we can just jump over that shiz. However I'm not an olympian and did not own a paddle boat with which to canoodle down the street in, so I thought the next best thing : RAINBOOTS!
I went down to my local target and saw a pair of rainboots and was like, "These will do, but I just want target employees to know that today they did not hit the bullseye with my purchase because I was looking for more varity of choices." Once I got the boots however I realize I would not be venturing out into the storm for the rest of the day. Then the next day when I woke up there was no rain, and I was angry because I had it on a very reliable source that it was suppose to rain alot in the next couple of days (Nobody listen to the weather forecasters they terrible people who spread there lies and make you believe that it will be raining when it won't be. Eff you weatherman! You can be expecting nasty letters from me in the future)
So today I woke up and it was dizzling and I was like, "Yes!" and I jumped up for joy and I threw on my $25 rain boots and then yelled, "Suck that mother nature". Except for as my morning progressed it got hotter and the rain stopped, and I realized one should never yell "Suck that" at mother nature because I probably ginxed myself (go me). However I look on the bright side, so while everyone was staring at me today and saying to themselves that I was weird for wearing rainboots when it wasn't raining. I was sending my own message that went something like this,
The message of this story was, "I'm not part of your system"
Peace out sucka!
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