Have you guys discovered failblog.org yet? If you haven't, you need to. It will brighten your day no matter what kind of mood you're in. I'm not even going to try and explain Fail Blog, because you all just need to go see it for yourself.
I thought this one was appropriate for our blog.
Also, if ever I did a personal ad in a newspaper, it would say something along these lines:
Oh, also. In case you didn't know, Ashley is a rapist. This is how she used to roll: